Happy Nu Year!

Unknowingly, Adam was transpondered to Earth during the night when fell asleep, and woke up in the morning on the grass. Beside him was his fully-nude girlfriend, Eve, sleeping peacefully like a baby dinosaur.

He shook her shoulder and whispered: “Uh… bitch, where are we now? And what time is it?”

“Come on babe, certainly you are f***ed out by those Jack Dees. We are still in Heaven! Ah, shit, it's the first of January, right? I have to take a creambath,” she said with a sigh.

Adam looked stupidly at his rib-mate (the first day on Earth, he hadn’t found his soulmate.) Her smile was so beautiful, and the shape of her naked body exposed to the sunlight was really a punch. It could make her be the first Miss Universe on Earth –with no valuation on virginity, of course. Among her rivals were those Neanderthal girls, whose face and body posture cannot be compared to hers in every way.

Then he observed the situation: a strange lonely place surrounded by strange vegetations. He think, "Maybe she is right! We two of us have been left here without any other companion. We can do whatever we want... what a Heaven on Earth!" Still, he couldn't understand why they should be moved here, without any specific reason and hadn’t been given any mission from God.

But maybe there is a reason! The night before it, they had a drinking party. It was only two of them, a pair of human beings –plus several dark angels called “the celestial bad boys.” It was the craziest party ever seen at a club named “The Tree of Knowledge” –the hottest spot for partygoers in Heaven. They sung and danced to the loud music played by you-know-who-he-is. Wine and liquors were poured endlessly. All of them were getting too high that they didn’t notice the presence of Gabriel, who immediately reported it to God.

God was not angry though, but He decided to make an important absolution: Heaven is a sacred place that should not be polluted by such a human activity, so that Earth can be the right playground for human beings. But why? The question is left for us to be brought along our journey of life.

I understand that some of you will not accept my not-so-speculative theory. I myself don't believe it! But as I see, many of us are so "religious" by celebrating the castaway moment and still following this ancestral tradition: heavy drinking and partying at the night before the New Year's Day, ahahah…..

Happy Nu Year, fellas !